Good morning. Alright here we go. It’s almost Friday so I’m naturally a few drinks in. That’s what happens when you don’t make the playoffs in your home league despite having a top 4 scoring team.

Anyways, let’s get it…

Justin Herbert is on one

that’s some prestigious company man… Besides Daniel Jones and Baker of course.

It might not be too late

for you to pickup Cole Kmet. He’s balling, which is rare for rookie TEs.

More beef

Look, we all thought the Matthew Berry and Josh Jacobs drama was entertaining. But imagine two players spitting on eachother!

BONUS

• I’ve had too much to drink. I’ve enjoyed watching my opponents start Keenan Allen.

• When a player is that sick, might as well take be cautious. I hope your team did well yesterday. I’ll be back tomorrow with the definitive DSt rankings and more info on Lamar’s shituation.

Wow… that was the fastest two minutes since…

we’ve all been there right!?